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Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.

The People I Respect All Died Broke And Despairing. They Didn't Leave A Lot Of Hammered Iron Behind Them Like Donald Trump Has Done.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.