If You Drink Enough Beer,

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

Man Is The Most Powerful Creature On The Planet. And We're Arrogant. I Mean, People Own Birds. It's Like, There's A Creature With The Gift Of Flight. I Want It. I'm Going To Put It In My Kitchen And Make It Crap On Old Information.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.