If You Don't Want To

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"

Change, Like Youth, Is Purely Wasted On The Young.

Pitching Was About Fooling People, Manipulating Them, Making Them Believe In Something That Ultimately Wasn't There. Great Pitching Was Great Lying.

Putting People In A Room And Strapping Wires To Their Wrist To Find Out If I Make Them Tingle When I'm Telling Them About Beirut Is A Long Way From Edward R. Murrow.

In Television The Product Is Not The Program; The Product Is The Audience And The Consumer Of That Product Is The Advertiser. The Advertiser Does Not 'buy' A News Program. He Buys An Audience.