If You Don't Know How

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.

I've Always Been Fascinated By The Difference Between The Jokes You Can Tell Your Friends But You Can't Tell To An Audience. There's A Fine Line You Have To Tread Because You Don't Know Who Is Out There In The Auditorium. A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

Never Trust People Who've Only Got One Book.

I?m Much Bigger In Britain Than I Am There. I'm Well-known, But My Name's That Guy In America. . . . People Shout: "hey ? I Know You! You're That Guy.".