If You Don't Know How

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

Never Trust People Who've Only Got One Book.

A Mate Of Mine Has Just Told Me He's Shagging His Girlfriend And Her Twin, I Said How Can You Tell Them Apart, He Said "her Brothers Got A Moustache!"

What Is It With Mcdonald's Staff Who Pretend They Don't Understand You Unless You Insert The 'mc' Before The Item You're Ordering? It Has To Be A Mcchicken Burger...a Chicken Burger Gets Blank Looks. Well, I'll Have A Mcstraw And Jam It Into Your Mceyes, You F**cking Mctosser!