If You Don't Have Outstanding

A Slick Way To Outfigure A Person Is To Get Him Figuring You Figure He's Figuring You're Figuring He'll Figure You Aren't Really Figuring What You Want Him To Figure You Figure.

I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

Baseball Has Been Good To Me Since I Quit Trying To Play It.

You Sweat Out The Free Agent Thing In November, Then You Make The Trades In December. Then You Struggle To Sign The Guys Left In January, And In February I Get Down To Sewing All The New Numbers On The Uniforms.

The Way We Have Been Playing, I Might Tell My Players Not To Cross The Picket Line (umpire Strike Of 1979).