If You Can't Support Us

Although I'm A Scot, I'd Be Proud To Be Called A Scouser.

Its Great Grass At Anfield, Professional Grass.

The Difference Between Everton And The Queen Mary Is That Everton Carry More Passengers!

If Everton Were Playing Down The Bottom Of My Garden, I'd Draw The Curtains.

With Him In Defense, We Could Play Arthur Askey In Goal. (after Signing Ron Yeats)