If You Can't Dazzle Them

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.