If You Can't Dazzle Them

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.