If You Can Learn To

I Don't Understand What The Big Deal Is With Gay Marriage. Get Over It, People.

I Am A Creature Of The Sun. I Don't Ever Mind Being In The Heat.

I'm Finally Dating. It's Fun.

A Professionally Trained Actress Should Be A Better Liar, Wouldn't You Think? But No. I Am Pathetically Underachieved In That Area. I Can Think Of A Great Lie. I'm Plenty Imaginative. But Before The Words Are Even Out Of My Mouth, There's A Weird Tickle Of Unease In My Armpits, A Horsefly Of Guilt Lands On The Back Of My Neck, And Before I Can Stop Myself, That Gassy Little Bubble Of Truth Belches Out.

I Auditioned For A Solo In Church And Got It. I Was About Seven And I Sang A Song Called, 'jesus, I Heard You Had A Big House' And I Remember People Standing Up At The End And Me Thinking, 'oh, I Think I'm Going To Like This.' That's How It All Began. Sounds Funny To Say You Got Your Start In Church, But I Did.