If You Can Keep Your

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

I Used To Have Horrible Cars That Would Always End Up Broken Down On The Highway. When I Tried To Flag Someone Down, Nobody Stopped. But If I Pushed My Own Car, Other Drivers Would Get Out And Push With Me. If You Want Help, Help Yourself - People Like To See That.

If You Can Keep Your Son Off The Pipe And Your Daughter Off The Pole, You're Ahead Of The Game.

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.

A White Boy That Makes C's In College Can Make It To The White House.