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The Absolute Truth Is The Thing That Makes People Laugh.

Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.

I Was A Teletype Operator In The Army, So That's Where I Learned To Type. One Day, I Went Downstairs To See If I Could Still Type - I Hadn't Done It For Four Or Five Years After The War. So I Typed Out A Page And I Showed It To My Wife And She Said, "where Did You Get This?" I Said I Wrote It. "you Wrote This?" It Was Something Very Funny. I Went And Wrote Another Page, Another Couple Of Pages, And By The Time I Was Finished I Had 13 Little Short Stories, Humorous Short Stories.

Inviting People To Laugh With You While You Are Laughing At Yourself Is A Good Thing To Do. You May Be A Fool But You're The Fool In Charge.

Everybody Wants To Laugh - You Know That. They Need To Laugh... People Need To Laugh.