If You Can Afford To

All Too Many Consultants, When Asked, 'what Is 2 And 2?' Respond, 'what Do You Have In Mind?'

Law Number Xiv: After The Year 2015, There Will Be No Airplane Crashes. There Will Be No Takeoffs Either, Because Electronics Will Occupy 100 Percent Of Every Airplane's Weight.

If Stock Market Experts Were So Expert, They Would Be Buying Stock, Not Selling Advice.

Most Projects Start Out Slowly - And Then Sort Of Taper Off.

Although Most Products Will Soon Be Too Costly To Purchase, There Will Be A Thriving Market In The Sale Of Books On How To Fix Them.