If You Believe The Past

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.