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Truth Is A Troublesome Motherfucker Unless It's Handled Properly

If The Beard Gives A Modifier To Seduction, I'm Guessing It's Not A Positive One.

Some Of My Arcanum Bunkmates Taught Me A Card Game Called Dogs-breath. I Returned The Favor By Giving An Impromptu Lesson In Psychology, Probability, And Manual Dexterity. I Won Almost Two Whole Talents Before They Stopped Inviting Me Back To Their Games.

The Best Lies About Me Are The Ones I Told.