If You Are As Happy

If You Are As Happy, My Dear Sir, On Entering This House As I Am In Leaving It And Returning Home, You Are The Happiest Man In This Country.

The Storm Of Frenzy And Faction Must Inevitably Dash Itself In Vain Against The Unshaken Rock Of The Constitution.

The Distribution Of Patronage Of The Government Is By Far The Most Disagreeable Duty Of The President.

I Have Gone Wooing To Several Gentlemen, But Have Not Succeeded With Any Of Them.

Our Union Rests Upon Public Opinion, And Can Never Be Cemented By The Blood Of Its Citizens Shed In Civil War.