If You Are An Adult,

There Should Be A Law That You Can't Shut Down The Government - That You Don't Have That Power.

Since There Are So Many Idiots Out There, You May Actually Start To Think You're Crazy. You Are Not. They Are Idiots.

I've Always Been A Social Network Retard, Even Before There Was A Social Network. People Would Say, "you Want To Go To This Party And Do Some Networking?"

I Have This Insane Optimistic Streak That The American People Prevail Over The Stupidity That The Leadership Exhibits Time And Time Again, And I Think That's The Truth.

Mother Teresa Had A Mustache. Hitler Had A Mustache. Mother Teresa Is Hitler.