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Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.

If Christian Scientists Had More Science And Doctors More Christianity, It Wouldn't Make Any Difference Which You Called In - If You Had A Good Nurse.

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