If Thou Hast Wit And

You Will Discover 3 Trustworthy Mates, An Aged Wife, An Aged Canine, And Ready Dollars.

She Laughs At Everything You Say. Why? Because She Has Fine Teeth.

Acquire Riches By Industry And Frugality.

The Great Secret Of Succeeding In Conversation Is To Admire Little, To Hear Much; Always To Distrust Our Own Reason, And Sometimes That Of Our Friends; Never To Pretend To Wit, But To Make That Of Others Appear As Much As Possibly We Can; To Hearken To What Is Said And To Answer To The Purpose.

A Cheerful Face Is Nearly As Good For An Invalid As Healthy Weather.