If Thou Hast Wit And

Increase In Me That Wisdom Which Discovers My Truest Interest, Strengthen My Resolution To Perform That Which Wisdom Dictates.

An Infallible Remedy For The Tooth-ach, Viz Wash The Root Of An Aching Tooth, In Elder Vinegar, And Let It Dry Half An Hour In The Sun; After Which It Will Never Ach More; Probatum Est.

Tis Easy To See, Hard To Foresee.

I Never Knew A Man Who Was Good At Making Excuses Who Was Good At Anything Else.

The United States Constitutional Convention, Except For Three Or Four Persons, Thought Prayers Unnecessary.