If Things Don't Come Easy,

It (a Baseball Box Score) Doesn't Tell How Big You Are, What Church You Attend, What Color You Are, Or How Your Father Voted In The Last Election. It Just Tells What Kind Of Baseball Player You Were On That Particular Day.

Leo Durocher Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Making A Bad Thing Worse.

Trade A Player A Year Too Early Rather Than A Year Too Late.

I Was In The Top Ten Percent Of My Law School Class. I Am A Doctor Of Juris Prudence. I Have An Honorary Doctor Of Laws. So, Would Somebody Please Tell Me Why I Spent Four Mortal Hours Today Conversing With A Person Named Dizzy Dean.

He's The Best Prospect I've Ever Seen.