If There Were A God

Not One Word Of The Following Is True

As Someone Who Worked Hard For A Labour Victory In The 90s, Do I Regret It? Not Really. It Was Bound To Happen. And It'll Happen With The Next Government, And The One After It. Because All Governments Serve Us. They Serve The Filth.

The Service Took Place On One Of Those Afternoons That Occur Only In The Past.

Like Vichyssoise, Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold.

As Humourless A Lump Of Dough As Ever Held A Torchlight Vigil Outside The South African Embassy Or Stuck An Aids Awareness Ribbon On An Unwilling First-nighter.