If There's One Pitch You

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

If People Don't Want To Come To The Ballpark, How Are You Going To Stop Them?

I Don't See How He Lost Five Games During The Season.

Surprise Me! Yogi's Reply When He Was Asked By His Wife, Carmen, Where He Would Like To Be Buried

You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six.