If The Phone Doesn't Ring,

Moderation Is The Key So I Work Certain Amout Of Time And Then I Take A Certain Amount Of Time Off.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me.

Mother, Mother Ocean, I Have Heard You Call. Wanted To Sail Upon Your Waters, Since I Was Three Feet Tall. You've Seen It All, You've Seen It All. Watched The Men Who Rode You, Switch From Sails To Steam. In Your Belly, You Hold The Treasure That Few Have Ever Seen, Most Of Them Dreams, Most Of Them Dreams.

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.