If She Were A President,

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'

I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And Maybe I Took It Too Seriously, But I Love Being Around My Kids.

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

Describing Comic Sensibility Is Near Impossible. It's Sort Of An Abstract Silliness, That Sometimes The Joke Isn't The Star.

I'm A Friend Of The Ceo Of Twitter And He Showed Me How To Be On It, But It Causes Such An Uproar If What You Post Is Perceived In A Negative Light.