If People Want To Know

Those Of You Who Are Not Aware Of My Brilliant Career As A Stand Up Comic, I'm Not Aware Of It Either So We Might Well Wonder What We're Doing Here.

The Audience Should Feel Like Voyeurs. Their Response Is Absolutely Crucial.

Give Me A Window And I'll Stare Out It.

We're Dead As A Species If We Don't Tell Stories, Because Then We Don't Know Who We Are.

Mellow Doesn't Describe Me. I'm Hungry Every Day.