If People Had Good Albums,

I Think Celebrity Endorsements Hurt Politicians.

One Thing That Will Make You Quit Smoking Is Sitting Across From Keith Richards All Night. I Don't Mind Being Ugly, But I Sure Don't Want To Look Like That.

It's Not That I'm Mr. Goody-two-shoes Now, But I've Got My Priorities In Order.

The Program Director At A Radio Station, By The Way, Is Not The Superstar. If He Was A Superstar, He'd Be Out Creating Songs, But He's Not. But He Wants To Act Like He Has Control And Power.

Surround Yourself With Good People. Whether They're The Best Or Not, People Are Capable Of Learning If They've Got Good Hearts And They're Good Souls.