If People Confront Me With

I Sort Of Think Of Myself As Part Priest, Part Clown.

But If You Pick Up Every Other Magazine, It Is The Peanut Butter Diet, Or The Cabbage Soup Diet, And Then You Go To The Radio And You Hear That You Can Drink Some Solution And You Will Lose Weight Overnight. It Just Does Not Work That Way!

You Shouldn't Make Fun Of People Who Have Issues.

If I Have To Die, I Want To Combust In The Middle Of One Of My Classes.

I Have Rules About Eating, Exercising And Rules About Staying Positive. And These Rules Are Sacred To Me.