If Only Those Old Walls

Traveling With Children Corresponds Roughly To Traveling Third Class In Bulgaria.

Who Said Time Machines Haven't Been Built Yet? They Already Exist. They're Called Books

I Never Liked Bananas Much Anyway. Two-thirds Of The Way Down Even One Banana I Am Willing To Concede Defeat Smilingly And Give The Rest To The Nearest Monkey.

Tell Us Your Phobias And We Will Tell You What You Are Afraid Of

Dachshunds Are Ideal Dogs For Small Children, As They Are Already Stretched And Pulled To Such A Length That The Child Cannot Do Much Harm One Way Or The Other.