If One First Gives Himself

Don't Try To Write Too Much In A Single Session. One Thousand Words A Day Is Quite Enough. Stop After About Four Or Five Hours.

You Can Always Spot A Fool, For He Is A Man Who Will Tell You He Knows Who Is Going To Win An Election.

Power Brings A Man Many Luxuries, But A Clean Pair Of Hands Is Seldom Among Them.

My Greatest Regret As A Writer Is That I've Never Been Able To Include As Many Jokes As I'd Like.

History Is Too Important To Be Left To The Historians.