If One Can't Be Happy,

Chickens Are Cheerless Birds, I Advise You To Keep Geese Which Can Be Taught To Follow Like Dogs, One Needs All The Companionship One Can Get In These Days.

Oh Dear... It Really Is Rather Disillusioning. When One's Friends Marry For Money They Are Wretched, When They Marry For Love It Is Worse. What Is The Proper Thing To Marry For, I Should Like To Know?

Life Is Sometimes Sad And Often Dull, But There Are Currants In The Cake, And Here Is One Of Them.

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry' Is A Aphorism Which Has Saved Many An English Spinster From Being Treated Like An Indian Widow.

Irish Gardens Beat All For Horror. With 19 Gardeners, Lord Talbot Of Malahide Has Produced An Affair Exactly Like A Suburban Golf Course.