If Nothing Else, I'm A

I Had A Very Detailed Retirement Plan, And I Feel Like I've Met Every Aspect Of It: A Lot Of Golf, A Lot Of Carbs, A Lot Of Fried Food, And Some Booze, Occasionally - I've Been Completely Committed... The Results Have Shown.

I'll Be The First To Admit It, The Life I'm Leading Is Basically A Joke. I Should Probably Be Cooler About It, But I Can't Fake It, You Know?

Once You Get To A Certain Level, Anybody Can Beat Anybody Else On Any Given Day.

I'm Convinced Being A Tennis Analyst Is The Easiest Job In The World.

Almost Everybody's Here Doing The Same Thing. Who Am I To Come Up With An Excuse When There's 64 Other Players Here Doing The Same Thing? 63 Others, Sorry.