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One Of The Rules About Being An Actor Or An Actress Is That You Never Diss Other Actors Or Actresses, Particularly When You Don't Know Them.

Of Course It Does On Opening Night, But I've Never Had That Devastating Stage Fright That Some People Get, But Apparently, You Can Develop It.

If I Hear The Word 'retire,' It Makes Me Want To Throw Up. And Then Do What? Sit Around All Day Watching Television?

We Live In A Quick-fix Society Where We Need Instant Gratification For Everything. Too Fat? Get Lipo-sucked. Stringy Hair? Glue On Extensions. Wrinkles And Lines? Head To The Beauty Shop For A Pot Of The Latest Miracle Skin Stuff. It's All A Beautiful £1 Billion Con Foisted Upon Insecure Women By Canny Cosmetic Conglomerates.

The Endless Bonking Was Exhausting Me.