If Life Is A Bowl

When You Leave Them In The Morning, They Stick Their Nose In The Door Crack And Stand There Like A Portrait Until You Turn The Key Eight Hours Later.

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.

The Rose Bowl Is The Only Bowl I've Ever Seen That I Didn't Have To Clean.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.

The Ultimate In Longevity Is The Christmas Fruitcake. It Is A Cake Made During The Holidays With Fruits That Make It Heavier Than The Stove It Is Cooked In.