If It's In The Bin,

I Love All My Characters. I Love Their Weaknesses And Flaws. I Feel Like They're All My Best Friends And I Adore Being With Them.

Why Didn't I Buy A New Phone Earlier? Why Don't I Always Walk Around With A Spare Phone? It Should Be The Law, Like Having A Spare Tire.

They Said I Was A Valued Customer. Now They Send Me Hate Mail.

I Bet He Never Goes On Youtube. He's Too Busy. It's Only Tragic Cases Like You And Me Who Are Always Online.

Just Because Of That One Disastrous Blind Date She Had Last Year, Where The Guy Turned Out To Be Fifty-nine, Not Thirty-nine (he Claimed It Was A Typo. Yeah, I’m Sure His Finger Just Happened To Slip Two Spaces To The Left).