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The Best Time For Gum Is Just Before Getting Onstage. I Need A Minty-fresh Microphone.

The Human Element Of Making Music Is What's Most Important.

When There's So Much Left To Do, Why Spend Your Time Focusing On Things You've Already Done, Counting Trophies Or Telling Stories About The Good Old Days?

Because You Have Things Like 'american Idol' And You've Got Radio Stations That Play Music Made Entirely By Computers, It's Easy To Forget There Are Bands With Actual People Playing Actual Instruments That Rock.

Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline Because Ruining Music Isn't Funny.