If It Weren't For Marriage,

The Thing I Have Learned, Especially In The Internet Age, Probably The Easiest Thing In The World Is To Declare That Something Is Not Funny. I Mean It's Not Actually Humor To Say Something Is Not Funny, But It Is Viewed By A Lot Of People - And By That I Mean Mainly Snarky Young Internet Men - As A Kind Of Humor In And Of Itself Is Putting Down Other People's Efforts At Humor. And I Don't Care That Much Anymore About That Because I Know How Easy That Is To Do.

Florida's Number Three Industry, Behind Tourism And Skin Cancer, Is Voter Fraud.

Never Lick A Steak Knife.

Meetings Are Places Where Dead Ideas Rise From Their Graves And Eat The Brains Of The Living.

Geographically, Ireland Is A Medium-sized Rural Island That Is Slowly But Steadily Being Consumed By Sheep.