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To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, And Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.

Wow, I Get To Wake Up Again? Ok. You Have To Make Good With What You've Got.

Joining A Band Without Ever Having Really Met The People Before, You Just Want To Be Musically Powerful.

What's The Last Thing A Drummer Says In A Band? 'hey Guys, Why Don't We Try One Of My Songs?'

How Come Drummers Leave Their Drumsticks On The Dashboard Of Their Car? So They Can Park In The Handicapped Spaces.