If It Wasn't For Abe

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal Scorned.

Nature Is Not Affected By Finance. If Someone Offered You Ten Thousand Dollars To Let Them Touch Your Eyeball Without Blinking, You Would Never Collect The Money. At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

I Feel That The Same God-force That Is The Mother And Father Of The Pope Is Also The Mother And Father Of The Loneliest Wino On The Planet.