If It Starts To Drag

I Improvise Whenever I Feel It's Important, Or Whenever I Think That Something's There. It's Nice To Have A Script That's So Well-written That I Don't Have To Improvise. I Mean, I Used To Have To Re-write Whole Movies; This Is Kind Of Nice.

Buddy Hackett [was] Talking - This Is Hackett, Not Me - About The Virgin Mary, A Limerick Sort Of Thing, And All These Children And Families ... The Look Of Absolute Horror. He's Going On And On And On, And Finally He Stops. It's Just Total Horror, And The Camera's Still Rolling. You Can Hear It, Sort Of A Grinding Noise. And The Director Says, "anything Else, Bud?"

Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy. I Was A Caddy When I Was A Kid. I Was On The Golf Course Rather Than Being In Lessons, But I Can Play Better Now Than I Could Then.

You Have To Be As Light As You Can Be And Not Get Weighed Down And Stuck In Your Emotion, Stuck In Your Body, Stuck In Your Head. You Just Want To Always Be Trying To Elevate Somehow.

The Secret Is To Have A Sense Of Yourself, Your Real Self, Your Unique Self. And Not Just Once In A While, Or Once A Day, But All Through The Day, The Week And Life.