If It Doesn't Sell, It

Never Use Tricky Or Irrelevant Headlines… People Read Too Fast To Figure Out What You Are Trying To Say.

Advertising Is The Place Where The Selfish Interests Of The Manufacturer Coincide With The Interests Of Society.

One Half Was Sad Because I Had Damaged My Reputation. The Other Half Was Happy Because I Had Damaged My Reputation.

At 60 Miles An Hour The Loudest Noise In This Rolls-royce Comes From The Electric Clock.

Few Of The Great Creators Have Bland Personalities. They Are Cantankerous Egotists, The Kind Of Men Who Are Unwelcome In The Modern Corporation.