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In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

There Are Always Twenty Excellent Reasons For Doing Nothing For Every One Reason For Starting Anything-especially If It Has Never Been Done Before.

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

You Managed Not To Get Eaten Then?