If It Doesn’t Matter, Get

A Wall Is A Very Big Weapon. It's One Of The Nastiest Things You Can Hit Someone With.

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.

All I Know About What People Think Of My Gear Is What A Couple Of My Friends Tell Me, And One Of Them Always Wants To Borrow Money, So I'm Not Sure How Reliable He Is.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Call An Airstrike.