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Without Enthusiasm, Virtue Functions Not At All, And Vice Only Poorly.

If You Can Tell Anyone About It, It's Not The Worst Thing You Ever Did.

A Woman Ought To Look Up To Her Husband, If Only A Half-inch.

In Youth We Are Plagued By Desire; In Later Years, By The Desire To Feel Desire.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.