If I'm Going To Hell,

Normally, Things Are Viewed In These Little Segmented Boxes. There's Classical, And Then There's Jazz; Romantic, And Then There's Baroque. I Find That Very Dissatisfying. I Was Trying To Find The Thread That Connects One Type Of Music - One Type Of Musician - To Another, And To Follow That Thread In Some Kind Of Natural, Evolutionary Way.

I Never Set Fire To A Piano. I'd Like To Have Got Away With It, Though. I Pushed A Couple Of Them In The River. They Wasn't Any Good.

Don't Be Cruel Is The Greatest Rock 'n' Roll Record Ever Made.

When They Look Back On Me I Want 'em To Remember Me Not For All My Wives, Although I've Had A Few, And Certainly Not For Any Mansions Or High Livin' Money I Made And Spent. I Want 'em To Remember Me Simply For My Music.

Hippies? Why, I'm The Original.