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You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

Someone Once Said, "i Don't Lie Because Then I Don't Have To Remember Anything." I've Told White Lies A Lot. Sometimes When You Tell Stories You'll Embellish Them A Little, Especially With Foxhole Humor.

One Thing I Have Learned Is, If People Tell You They Had A "frank" Discussion With Someone, It Is Usually Code For A Yelling Match With Clenched Fists.

When I Broke In, In 1957, It Was Wide Open. Now You're Up Against Strong Competition.

If You Have Talent, I Believe That Talent Will Win Out. In Other Words, If You're A Good Broadcaster, If You're A Funny Comic, You'll Be Heard. If You Know How To Do A Broadcast, If You're A Good Newsman, If You Can See An Event And Describe It, You're Going To Be Heard And You're Going To Be Seen. So There's Always Room. Now With Cable And Satellite And Internet, It's Endless. You Could Blog, You Could Be Your Own Talent.