If I'm Bringing Joy To

I Don't Like Everybody Who I See On Tv.

Losing Love Is Like Organ Damage. It's Like Dying. The Only Difference Is, Death Ends. This? It Can Go On Forever.

It's Gross. We Use Real Brains - I Think They're Lamb Or Cow Or Something. Intestines Smell. Brains Don't Really Smell, But What's Amazing About The Brain Is That It's Almost Like Scrambled Eggs Or Soft Tofu, Almost Like A Gel. The Brain Controls So Much Of What We Do, But You Could Put Your Finger Right Through It.

Let's Play A Game Of Whose Life Sucks Worse ... I'll Win, I Always Win.

Women Don't Take Care Of Themselves Because They Take Care Of Everybody Else.