If I'd Had A Great

I Have No Idea Where My Pathetic Nature Comes From. If I Thought About It Too Long, It Would Depress Me.

They Love 3-d. It's Fun To Watch A Movie In 3-d With Your Children, Or With A Group Of Children, Because, From Time To Time, You See Little Hands Reaching Up To Grab Things That They Think Are Right There. It's Remarkable And It Does, Obviously, Add Another Dimension, Literally, To The Movie.

I'm A Fun Dad, But I Don't Know If I'm The Fun, Crazy Dad.

I Enjoy Having Breakfast In Bed. I Like Waking Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Sue Me. And Since I Don't Have A Butler, I Have To Do It Myself. So, Most Nights Before I Go To Bed, I Will Lay Six Strips Of Bacon Out On My George Foreman Grill. Then I Go To Sleep. When I Wake Up, I Plug In The Grill. I Go Back To Sleep Again. Then I Wake Up To The Smell Of Crackling Bacon. It Is Delicious, It's Good For Me, It's The Perfect Way To Start The Day.

High School – Those Are Your Prime Suffering Years. They Don’t Get Better Suffering Than That.