If I Write A Book

I've Been Compiling A List Of Art Project Ideas For A Long Time. These Are Ideas Of Things I Would Love To See Someday. They Range From The Practical - Jackets With Woodstoves In Them - To The Sublime - Images Of Nuns On Waterslides.

It Warms The Cockles Of My Heart. Words Chosen Carefully.

The Image Of A Person Completely Covered In Cotton Candy Made Me Laugh The Most. I'm Not Sure Why. To Me, Being Tarred And Feathered In Sugar Is Just Good Comedy.

Being God Is Not All It's Cracked Up To Be, And It's Not As Easy As One Would Think It Would Be. You'd Think The Deck Would Be Really Stacked In Your Favor As God, But Of Course, I've Run Into Some Pretty Big Obstacles And Problems.

I Love Kale. I Bake It. I Sauté It. I Juice It. I Massage It. I Want Other People To Join The Cult-of- Kale.