If I Were Actually Homer

It Is Better To Watch Things Then To Do Them.

The Humor Is Essentially Dark For A Cartoon And Sophisticated. But At The Same Time, Being A Cartoon Gives The Writers More Freedom Than In A Normal Sitcom. It Always Pushes The Line That, Despite Human Failings, The Simpsons Are Really Decent People.

It's The Weirdest Thing. When You Go Into Acting, You Expect To Be A Huge Star And To Be Recognized. It Did Happen, But Not In The Way You Expect It To. In L.a., I'm Just Another Character Actor.

Getting Out Of Jury Duty Is Easy. The Trick Is To Say You're Prejudiced Against All Races.

Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks! And Talk About A Preachy Book! Everybody's A Sinner! Except This Guy.