If I Were A Woman,

The Way I Talk Is Bizarre.

I Like To Be On Tv When Interviewers Are Good. I Like It Especially When It's Live. When They Can Cut Things, I Don't Like It As Much. Sometimes They Cut Something And Say, "well, You Would Get In Trouble, You Would Get A Lawsuit." I Tell Them, "well, I Don't Want My Lawyers To Be Unemployed."

Nothing Scares Me More Than People With Some Doll Collection.

My Only Ambition In Life . . . Is To Wear Size 28 Jeans.

Change Is The Healthiest Way To Survive.