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I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.

The First Concert I Attended Was An Elvis Concert When I Was Eleven. Even At That Age He Made Me Realize The Tremendous Effect A Performer Could Have On An Audience.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted So Long. There's No Reason. There Are Many People More Talented Than Me. I Think It's Luck.

Nothing Lifts Me Out Of A Bad Mood Better Than A Hard Workout On My Treadmill. It Never Fails. Exercise Is Nothing Short Of A Miracle.